Lacking the snake's ability to shed its skin and swallow food whole, humans have developed mechanical exfoliation and Jello cubes in hopes of emulating our reptilian role models. Expose your inner serpent with today's Groupon for spa services at Tayani Med-Aesthetics in Mission Viejo. Choose between the following options:

• For $99, you get an IPL photo rejuvenation for face, neck, chest, or hands (up to a $400 value).
• For $99, you get a microdermabrasion treatment with Oxy-Mist for face and décolleté, and a paraffin treatment for hands or feet (a $330 value).

Tayani Med-Aesthetics brings together a professional and compassionate staff of aestheticians trained to carry out the latest noninvasive skin missions. An IPL photo rejuvenation employs precise and sensitive laser pulses to reverse sun damage, hyperpigmentation, and wayward vessels roosting in your features. Each treatment is tailored to the client's skin type and practically painless, although patients sometimes feeling a slight sting like being snapped by a rubber band or insulted by Don Rickles.

Tayani's medical microdermabrasion amplifies the age-defying effects of mechanical exfoliation with a series of chemical peels and Oxy-Mist treatments. As dead skin cells are swept off of the face and neck, customers will also receive a paraffin wax treatment for their hands or feet to seal in moisture normally lost shaking hands or kickboxing in a sandstorm.