Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a 60-minute pumpkin-spice aromatherapy massage at Taylor Lane & Co. Day Spa in Deerwood (a $70 value).
The friendly, experienced staff at Taylor Lane & Co. Day Spa soothes patrons with gentle kneads and autumn-themed aromatherapy during the pumpkin-spice massage. A full-body kneading relieves backs and their surrounding limbs while infusing skin with pumpkin-spice essential oils, evoking the aroma of savory pies baking in the oven and memories of nabbing said pies from a neighbor's windowsill. After an hour of relaxing muscle manipulation, physiques will revel in reduced tension, improved circulation, and joints with a greater range of motion, finally permitting clients to carve jack-o'-lanterns behind their backs.
10915 Baymeadows Rd.
Jacksonville, Florida 32256