Messy homes tend to attract bothersome pests, such as insects, rodents, and fast-talking vacuum salesmen. Deter invaders with today’s Groupon from TeamOne Maids, valid for service within a 30-mile radius of the 37219 zip code. Choose from the following options:
- For $59, you get one two-hour housecleaning session (a $125 value).
- For $99, you get two two-hour housecleaning sessions (a $250 value).
- For $145, you get three two-hour housecleaning sessions (a $375 value).
Desperate domiciles in need of rescuing luxuriate in the attentive ministrations of one of TeamOne Maids’ dedicated home-purification engineers during a two-hour cleaning session. With appointments available Monday–Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., TeamOne’s fully insured maids are masters in the art of grease spatters, shoe scuffs, marooned hairs, disheveled linens, and mess. They’ll ask clients for direction and focus on the areas that most need cleaning, and all services are customized to customers’ needs.
One of the service’s qualified household helpers will dust and vacuum living rooms; clean sinks, toilets, tubs, and mirrors in the bathroom; and apply the customer’s own fresh linens to beds and unoccupied hyperbaric chambers. Kitchens receive a thorough scrub down as the domestic dominator cleans countertops and appliance surfaces and sweeps and mops floors. TeamOne’s web-based work-order system makes scheduling an appointment as easy as falling off a freshly polished leather sofa, accepting service requests and Photoshopped pictures of Mr. Clean 24 hours a day.