What You'll Get
Sometimes, late at night, firemen slip into heels and dance with their poles, spinning, dipping, and peeling off cumbersome fireproof coats and burdensome notions of masculinity. With today's Groupon, experience the confidence boost of a fireman's acrobatic workout: for $30, you get six beginner sessions in the Pole Diva 101 series at Tease Fitness Boutique at The Village of Southend, a $90 value.
With a stable of trained, energetic instructors, Tease imparts knowledge of ancient pole techniques so that students can become one with the pole. Each session lasts one hour and teaches basic pole movements to keep students on their toes. Students can advance at their own pace while making sure their workouts don’t break their sexiness-feeling meters. In addition to strengthening the core and toning arms and legs, sessions boost confidence with sensual moves carried out to energetic music. Patient instructors walk students through every move step by step, but classes also move along efficiently. Tease encourages patience and practice, all building up to the ability to whip up tiny centrifugal tornadoes and cool off steamy rooms with gusts of self-generated breezes.
A powerful core and toned extremities will put you in terrific shape for future shadow-puppet theater performances. You'll feel your muscles tighten and flex every time you walk by a pole on the street and catch it looking back at you with cold, doubtful eyes. Climb the heights to physical empowerment and discover that a pole can be decorated by much more than barber stripes and yard-sale signs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. Must be 18 or older. Not valid with other offers. Must call to schedule classes. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Vertical Tease
The empowering instructors at Vertical Tease motivate women of all sizes and experience levels to shed their inhibitions—and possibly a few pounds—during conventional and modern dance fitness classes. Their flirty fitness classes draw upon the studio’s strength, encouraging women to release their inner sirens during pole-dance, Video Vixen, Chair Flirt, and belly-dance workouts. Combining fat burning with shimmying, instructors lead Zumba sessions set to heart-pumping Latin rhythms. Kickboxing classes combat extra inches, and the more challenging Turbokick unleashes a fury of kicks and punches to take down pesky calories. To celebrate special events such as bachelorette parties, birthday parties, or sci-fi conventions, the instructors head to your home to host one- to two-hour parties for training large groups in the seduction arts.