What You'll Get
A man's home is his castle, and his lawn is the lush carpet on which pages bring him sacrificial hoagies. Prune their regal entry with today's Groupon to Techno-Turf, valid in Jefferson, Shelby, and St. Claire Counties. Choose between the following options:
- For $75, you get a two-trip leaf-removal package (a $120 value).
- For $120, you get a four-trip leaf-removal package (a $240 value).
Techno-Turf's team of landscaping professionals rids lawns of leafy layabouts and loitering sticks to reveal the bright, ready-for-fall greenery beneath. Customers can submit their yards to Techno's brand of branch-based banishment, and watch leaves sadly pack their personal effects for a mandatory winter sabbatical. Techno-Turf gladly hauls leaves off to be enlisted as military camouflage models or composts them on-site for help with growing flowers during the spring.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by 1/8/12, 2-trip option expires 2 weeks from activation date; 4-trip option expires 30 days from activation date. 50 trees max for 2 trip option. Valid only within Jefferson, Shelby, and St. Claire counties; extra fee for outside travel. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.