What You'll Get
Computers are now the number one type of household storage space, surpassing cluttered utility kilts and children's cheeks. Get bytes working their best with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a one-hour on-site computer tune-up for your home or office (an $80 value) from TechPro Computer Solutions, serving Edmonton and the St. Albert, Spruce Grove, and Sherwood Park neighbourhoods.
For more than 26 years, TechPro Computer Solutions has soothed the woes of achy hard drives in 60-minute intervals. Savvy technicians diagnose and prescribe software solutions for PCs and Macs computers while communicating to clients in plain English, so worried owners need not ransack code dictionaries for the syntax translation of "floppy-disk sandwich." Sluggish load times go speedy after a butt-kicking boot camp that includes the removal of unwanted files, testing of hard drives, elimination of unnecessary programs, and optimization of startup programs. Operating systems get an update makeover, and the removal of unwanted files and malware serves as the silicon equivalent of a full-body wax. Security settings are also checked to prevent future viral warfare, and critical data is backed up and protected. TechPro's money-back guarantee bestows interfacers a warm, fuzzy feeling, equivalent only to reaching level 43 in Heart-Shaped Tetris.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 10 per person, may buy 15 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required. Additional fee may apply if outside 20km of Edmonton. Tax and gratuity included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.