What You'll Get
In the event of a fever, humans must be ready to decide what they're going to salvage from the body-inferno first—the muscles, the face, or the autographed Bernie Williams memorabilia stored in the spleen. Choose which prized possession matters more to you with today's Groupon: for $50, you get either a 60-minute Swedish massage or a 60-minute rejuvenating facial at The Club of Riverdale (a $100 value), located on Netherland Avenue in Riverdale.
The Club of Riverdale provides clientele with all the amenities of a health club and all the soothing services of a spa. The 60-minute Swedish massage kneads out knots, comforts crooks and nannies, and sends stress on a one-way trip to outer space's crankiest black hole. Its flowing rhythms and light touch are said to assist with insomnia, depression, and anxiety about upcoming Nobel Prize acceptance speeches. The 60-minute rejuvenating facial gently cleans, hydrates, and nourishes skin cells while also deep-sea diving to remove dirt buried in pores. Your visage will glow like a soulful firefly as it radiates feel-good vibes that combat free radicals with the most powerful weapon of all—kindness.
Luxury locker rooms, a steam sauna, and multi-jet showers fondly call The Club of Riverdale home as they serve clients obediently with their relaxing, elegant touch. Experienced staff members ensure your experience remains calming and orangutan-free. Call for an appointment, and let The Club of Riverdale give your soul sack something to smile about.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Extra fees for upgrades. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Club of Riverdale
Sometimes more is actually more. This is certainly true at The Club of Riverdale, where a 110,000 square feet complex houses an eclectic array of amenities, from six indoor tennis courts to a 25-meter Olympic pool to a spa that is home to six styles of massage. Out of all the sports available at the multi-sport facility, the coaching team specializes in tennis and golf. Racket-wielders can perfect their serves and back-hands in private lessons, beginners’ clinics, and group drills. Meanwhile, golfers train during camps, jaunts in the golf simulator, and with K-vest three-dimensional analysis, which helps clients optimize their swings and stop bribing their ball before each game. An array of workout classes rounds out the gym’s offerings, covering modalities such as Pilates, yoga, and tai-chi.