The first people to successfully paint the town red spent more time haphazardly assembling scaffolding and arguing over who got to be the foreman than enjoying the results. Take the planning out of carousing with today's Groupon: for $50, you get VIP admission for 10 people, a reserved VIP table, and a bottle of champagne or wine at Tequila Nightclub (a $150 value).

Tequila Nightclub's entertainers rouse revelry in an expansive party facility. Like pinky toes, outdoor entry lines are less necessary than they appear, so party-goers can nix the wait with VIP admission and can saunter directly to the sprawling dance floor. Dexterous DJs emit sweet beats from their turntables, and VIP tables give carousers a chance to contemplate various interpretive dances. A bottle of Chandon champagne or Carmen reserve wine pours out celebratory libations appropriate for any birthday, anniversary, or graduation from puppy school.