Although outdoor tanning allows humans to absorb the sun's natural energy, the sapped star will eventually turn pale and suffer the fate of Earth's original sun, the moon. Save the sun with today's Groupon to Tequila Tans in Chesapeake. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get a custom spray tan (a $30 value).
- For $22, you get one month of unlimited tanning in a level three bed or standup booth (a $45 value).
Tequila Tans helps bone cages retain an effulgent glow year round. A custom spray tan helps sun-shy skins get their glow on sans UV, dousing the dermis in a fine mist customized to their skin tone and preferred level of doneness. Fans of more traditional tanning can relax and recline in the level-three tanning bed for 15 minutes of synthetic sun soaking, bestowing the skin with a hue as bright as copper penny with a 4.0 GPA. Gilders on the go can skip into a level-three standup booth instead to bronzify their body in a mere 10 minutes. Regardless of their preferred ray-catching position, Groupon holders can bake as many times as they like over the course of one month, nabbing 30 days of sun-smooched skin or four weeks of well-lit reading space.