The invention of clothing meant people could finally settle in cooler climates, quit staring at kneecaps, and do the worm without fear of rug burn. Partake of the perks of apparel with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get $120 worth of women's designer clothing at Terri's.

Terri's attentive wardrobologists help customers pick out frocks from designer collections such as Elizabeth & James, Genetic Denim, and Michael Stars. Start from the bottom up by wrapping lower limbs in a fitted jean ($198 average) from J Brand or AG Jeans as upper torsos snuggle into a Chaser Grateful Dead tee ($62) or James Perse long-sleeve v-neck ($68). Prepare for a wedding reception or black-tie barn raising by shimmying into a sleek cocktail dress ($298 average) accented by a Chan Lu crystal necklace ($72) or other in-vogue accouterment. Customers can also browse eclectic bracelets and a kaleidoscope of handbags or toast imaginary marshmallows over the unlit candles that line the store's walls.

An intricate brass chandelier spills soft light across Terri's gray-sheathed space. A shag rug sprawls lazily across the dark-tile flooring, and tall racks and a claw-foot coffee table showcase textiles and accessories to patrons perusing the store or taking mental pictures for their Bastille Day gift list.