True strength is an ethereal force achieved only through classical sculptors, cyborg technology, and the verbal inspirations whispered by boot-camp gurus. Absorb motivational sweet nothings with today's Groupon at Texas Boot Camp. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get a five-class pass to be used within four weeks of your first class (a $100 value).
- For $99, you get eight weeks of unlimited training (up to a $239 value).
Today's deal is valid at eight locations in Clear Lake, Houston, Magnolia, Pasadena, Spring, and The Woodlands, with morning and evening sessions (depending on location). Classes begin March 21 and March 22.
At Texas Boot Camp, the enemy is predictability. Three days a week (two days for beginner boot camp), instructors will throw down a fresh guerrilla-ambush worth of challenges for the muscles and brain, fueling constant gains and keeping clients engaged. Over the course of the session, boot-camp buffs will run, jump, lift weights, slam out push-ups and chin-ups, chase chickens, punch slabs of beef, and end with a live-crocodile wrestle. In the heat of the workout, active ones will sweat out weakness, fear, and monosodium glutamate while beginning to gain the functional, unsurpassed strength of a body in fluid, powerful motion.
Texas Boot Camp classes are designed for people of all fitness levels and goals. The friendly instructors will break down the moves and keep a close eye out to make sure students complete each exercise safely and effectively. Working out with others motivates people and can help increase effort level, ultimately decreasing belt-loop level while smashing any previous loathing for fitness through a brick wall. Be sure to bring an exercise mat or towel, 5-pound weights, plenty of cold water, a sweat towel, gloves for groundwork, and a watch or heart-rate monitor.
You must be 18 years or older for Texas Boot Camp. Register online before attending class.
Though there aren't many reviews for Texas Boot Camp, students provide glowing testimonials on their website:
Texas Boot Camp Fitness
Texas Boot Camp Fitness's certified trainers fortify physiques with an ever-shifting compendium of exercises performed in an outdoor setting. Attendees of all fitness levels sprint and jump toward fitness goals, lifting their own body weight when performing pushups, chin-ups, and acts of levitation. Arms hoist weights, resistance bands stretch between partners, and friendly competitions reveal hidden stores of stamina and strength. Pushing beyond pure leadership of boot-camp classes, instructors supplement workouts with nutritional guidance and lifestyle advice. In the interest of safe and easy mirroring, coaches emphasize clean technique rather than speed or the benefits of cloning.