What You'll Get
Strength, the workhorse of physical existence, is an ethereal substance found only in classical sculptures, cyborg technology, and the verbal inspirations whispered by boot-camp gurus. Today’s Groupon unlocks those classical and futuristic whispers: for $40, you get four weeks of unlimited fitness classes from Texas Boot Camp (up to a $180 value). Today's deal is valid at four locations in the Dallas area, with morning and evening sessions available. See the sidebar for a list of locations and times.
At Texas Boot Camp, the enemy is predictability. Three days a week, your instructors will throw down a fresh guerilla-ambush worth of challenges for your muscles and your brain, fueling constant gains and keeping you engaged. Over the course of the session, you'll run, jump, lift weights, slam out push-ups and chin-ups, chase chickens, punch slabs of beef, and end with a live-crocodile wrestle. In the heat of your workout, you'll sweat out weakness, fear, and monosodium glutamate while beginning to gain the functional, unsurpassed strength of a body in fluid, powerful motion.
Texas Boot Camp classes are designed for people of all fitness levels and goals. The friendly instructors will break down the moves and make sure you complete each exercise for optimal safety and effectiveness. Working out with others motivates you to increase your effort level, ultimately decreasing your belt-loop level while smashing any loathing for fitness through a brick wall. Be sure to bring an exercise mat or towel, 5 lb. weights, plenty of cold water, and a watch or heart-rate monitor. Call to schedule your first session.
You must be 18 years or older for Texas Boot Camp. Not valid for the Carrollton or corporate locations.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must be at least 18. Valid for new and existing clients. Registration required. Must use within 4 weeks of registration. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.