What You'll Get
Baseball enthusiasts can’t properly behold the glorious seventh-inning stretch in a crowded living room because there’s always someone standing on the coffee table getting his forehead rhythmically slammed by the ceiling fan. Catch the game in comfort with today's Groupon to a Texas Rangers game at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. Choose between the following ticket options:
- For $7, you get one Upper Reserved seat (a $15 value).
- For $31, you get one Lower Box seat (a $62 value).
Since we only enjoy sports for the nachos and furry alien mascots, we're not even sure how to buy tickets. Therefore, we decided to link to a site that knows what it's doing (see below for more info on fees). Choose from the following games against the Toronto Blue Jays:
- Monday, April 25 at 7:05 p.m.
- Tuesday, April 26 at 7:05 p.m.
- Wednesday, April 27 at 7:05 p.m.
Entertaining Texans with world-class baseballing since moving to Arlington in 1972, the Rangers have captivated fans with eye-opening athleticism and mesmerizing base stealing that only occasionally trips poison-dart-flinging booby traps. This season, the Rangers' platoon of sweet-swinging leather flashers have done away with their caps to don their 2010 American League crowns. Fueled by a high-octane offense that has scored many runs—none of which were assisted by jetpack—the Rangers are primed to trample home plate with numerous home-run trots. Additionally, an intimidating pitching staff looks to silence opponents’ bats without hurling dangerously real hair-singeing fireballs.
As they enjoy a spring-scented evening of lightning-fast pitches that regularly knock the Sunday-best hats off lady spectators and rile up dogs into barking frenzies, fans will also soak in the dazzling confines of Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. Boasting a lush outfield lined with Tifway Bermuda grass, a scenic adjacent 12-acre lake, an impressive 49,170-seat capacity, and an outfield that re-creates the moon’s lower-gravity environment, Rangers Ballpark provides an enjoyable fan experience and crystal-clear views of outfielders floating away into the troposphere.
Note on outside Tickets.Com fees: You'll get a discount on the convenience charge, but you'll still need to pay the full tickets.com transactional fee and tax. Ain't no discounts on tax.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Customers buy through Tickets.com, see additional conditions that apply. Valid only for option and date purchased. Reservation required; subject to availability. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.