What You'll Get
Baseball enthusiasts can’t properly behold the glorious seventh-inning stretch in a crowded living room, because there’s always someone standing on the coffee table getting his forehead rhythmically slammed by the ceiling fan. Catch the game in comfort with today's deal: for $10, you’ll be able to attend a Texas Rangers game when they play the New York Yankees or Boston Red Sox on two available dates (a $20 value). Up to 20 Groupons may be purchased per transaction; groups of more than 20 will need to call the Texas Rangers' group sales line at (817) 273-5100 and mention Groupon.
Because we only enjoy sports for the nachos and furry alien mascots, we're not even sure how to buy tickets. Therefore, we decided to link to a site that knows what it's doing (see below for more info on fees). Purchase a $10 Upper Reserved ticket for one or both of the following games:
- Boston Red Sox on Sunday, August 15, at 2:05 p.m.
- New York Yankees on Sunday, September 12, at 2:05 p.m.
Entertaining Texans with world-class baseballing since moving to Arlington in 1972, the Rangers have captivated fans with eye-opening athleticism and mesmerizing base stealing that only occasionally trips poison-dart-flinging booby traps. This season, the Rangers are primed for a run at the MLB playoffs from their current position in the American League West division standings. Fueled by a high-octane offense that has scored many runs—none of which were assisted by jetpack—the Rangers have also been effective at silencing opponents’ bats thanks to the pitching staff’s svelte ERA.
As they enjoy a summery afternoon of lightning-fast pitches that regularly knock the Sunday-best hats off lady spectators and rile up dogs into barking frenzies, fans will also soak in the dazzling confines of Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. Boasting a lush Bermuda Tifway natural grass outfield, a scenic adjacent 12-acre lake, an impressive 49,170-seat capacity, and an outfield that re-creates the moon’s lower-gravity environment, Rangers Ballpark provides an enjoyable fan experience and crystal-clear views of outfielders floating away into the troposphere.
Attending a Texas Rangers game is more American than hang-gliding alongside a flock of bald eagles or customizing a muscle car so that it only runs on a synthetic blend of blue jeans and hot dogs. Enjoy a fun-filled afternoon of dust-kicking dives and seventh-inning stretch lip-syncing with today’s Groupon to the Texas Rangers.
Note on outside URL fees: An additional discounted convenience fee of $2 will be applied to each ticket, as well as a $1.75 processing fee for each transaction.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 12, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Only valid for the game date purchased. No exchanges or refunds. Must purchase from Texas Rangers ticketing website. Fees not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.