Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to your lazy ride with today's Groupon to Texas Shine, valid at 6 Texas Shine locations. Choose from the following buggy-buffing options:
- For $29, you get a three-month Lone Star unlimited-wash pass (a $59.99 value).
- For $54, you get a three-month Ultimate Shine unlimited-wash pass (a $119.99 value).
- For $89, you get a six-month Ultimate Shine unlimited-wash pass (a $239.99 value).
Texas Shine's numerous area sudseries help local drivers keep their vehicles spotless with automated scrubbers that run from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sunday–Thursday and until 7 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Upon emerging from their mechanical cleansing, carapaces of cars that opted for the Ultimate Shine option will be towel dried until they sparkle like the eyes of a mischievous baby stealing an old man's lollipop, then roll out of the car wash with immaculately dressed tires. No interior cleaning is included with Lone Star or Ultimate Shine options.
As of 9/20/11, Texas Shine's Seguin, Schertz, Converse, New Braunfels, and Culebra Rd. in San Antonio locations are no longer accepting Groupons.