In the Old West, cowboys rode into town to have a glass of whiskey at the town saloon, heckle the thieves in the stockades, and exfoliate their rugged mugs with the sheriff's spurs. Saddle up for modern shaping up with today's Groupon: for $29, you get $60 worth of hair, nail, massage, or body-sugaring services at Texture Salon and Spa, located off of Northwest Expressway near MacArthur Road.

The friendly, experienced staff of salon specialists and licensed massage therapists behind Texture Salon and Spa offer a variety of body-buffering services that synchronize your shape, style, and skin tone for supreme corporeal comeliness. Their expert women's haircut ($30–$40) begins with a shampoo, segues into snips, morphs with a style, and ends with inevitable serenades from meerkat mariachi bands. Renovate unsightly finger shingles with the hot-oil manicure ($20) and polish your floor grapplers with a deluxe spa pedicure ($50), or uproot unwanted body gardens with Texture's sugaring treatments, which are a natural alternative to waxing. Obliterate follicular folly on the underarms ($20), face ($45), bikini line ($40+), or neck ($40). If stress is stirring in the darkest depths of your muscle jungle, lull it away with the flowing movements of the half-hour Swedish ($35) or deep-tissue massage ($40).

A tranquil, inviting atmosphere infuses Texture Salon and Spa's sanitary sanctuary, where light hues of green and white surround patrons as they receive styling services in cushy black chairs. Arrive flanked by a fleet of friends for a fun and rejuvenating girls' day out, or fly solo to enjoy a relaxing respite from weary days wandering the Scottish moors in search of other immortals to battle.