What You'll Get
Your feet have felt neglected ever since you started walking on your hands, and your hands have been jealous of your knowledge-filled cranium ever since you sold your fingers to pay for college. Make friendly with all extremity-enemies with today's Groupon: for $40, you get two shellac manicures or a 50-minute relaxing massage (a $80 value) from Thairapy Salon & Spa.
Shellac manicures render digits lustrously hued for up to two weeks. No over-brittle snack can chip treated finger-hats, which are expertly trimmed, molded, burnished, and painted by the studio's masterful paw-handlers, and dried quickly by a UV lamp. If it's your posterior that needs attention, the spa's uber-soothing massage will knead your spine into cooing contentment. During the 50-minute Swedish-style session, skilled therapists employ gentle, sliding strokes and rhythmic tapping to smooth away aches and worries, increasing circulation and promoting smoother back-hand relations for abler crowd-surfing.
Thairapy's services relieve body and mind stress within a cozy, urban-chic oasis dressed in warm earth tones and lined with huggable seating. A friendly and diligent staff further facilitates relaxation, ensuring that all clients drift away on a cirrostratus of bliss, much preferred to an instable cumulonimbus of terror.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, limit 1 per service, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. May redeem manicure option across visits. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.