What You'll Get
Today's side deal coaxes toxins out through your feet and then snaps their necks like a mousetrap. For $30, you get three detoxifying foot baths (a $120 value) from Tharpe Chiropractic and Wellness Center's Franklin location. Typically, patients undergo a series of 12 treatments, so buy two Groupons to get your three feet halfway there.
Jason P. Tharpe, Doctor of Chiropractic, always takes the time to answer his patients' questions and tailor treatments to their individual needs. His detoxifying foot bath will submerge your feet in a warm, detoxifying pool of water and gently draw out the slings and arrows of modern life—like polysorbate 80, Surge soda, and arrows—using a magnetic field and squads of ions. Besides helping to restore the body's natural vitality, detoxing also makes you less poisonous to any aliens who attempt to eat you. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 12, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.