What You'll Get
Before the invention of pre-chopped wood, ax-less families had to make do with tabloid-toasted s'mores, forest-fired pizzas, and electric blanket pig roasts. Today's Groupon to Thayer Nursery lets you warm up your winter with a more reliable heat source. Choose between two options:
- For $99, you get a quarter-cord of kiln-dried firewood (a $269 value).
- For $20, you get $40 worth of plants and products at the garden center
Thayer Nursery, a six-acre, family-owned farm, has been showering the community with exceptional plants and gardening products since 1965. Thayer Nursery guarantees that their kiln-dried firewood contains no stowaway bugs and has moisture levels below 25%. Unlike regular seasoned wood, kiln-dried wood spends three days de-liquifying in a 200-degree kiln before it is stored safely in an element- and Hamburgler-protected barn. Because of this extra-special care, the wood burns cleaner, hotter, and longer, and it doesn't require a PhD in Boy Scouting to light. Kiln-fired logs also contain less chimney-fouling creosote. In addition to fire fuel, Thayer offers a bevy of bouncing baby nursery plants such as three-gallon potted roses ($22.50) and eight-inch mums ($9 each). Shrewd shrub-tenders can prepare their greenery for winter snows with a 40-pound bag of HollyTone fertilizer ($32) from Thayer's complete line of garden supplies. Thayer Nursery has an extensive selection of organic gardening materials and homegrown advice about sustainable growing practices. Even regular, flesh-toned thumbs can take on a Kermit hue with The Gardener's A to Z Guide to Growing Organic Food ($24.95).
The Fine Print
Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires. $40 Groupon: Limit 2 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Tax not included. No cash back. Firewood: Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 add'l as gifts. Delivery not included. Delivery rates vary by town. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.