A hefty waistline once indicated wealth, but now only serves to stretch out slacks and hula-hoops. Easily swing playthings with today’s Groupon to The Aesthetic Center for Plastic Surgery, valid at both Houston locations. Choose between the following options:

• For $299, you get one small area of Zeltiq CoolSculpting body contouring (a $750 value). This option is valid for the following areas:
• One love handle
• One flank
• One inner thigh
• One outer thigh
• Small abdominal area
• Small area of liposuction touchup<p>
• For $50, you get $300 toward Zeltiq CoolSculpting body contouring for any area. Treatments start at $750 and run up to $1,500 for a large lower or upper abdomen.

Acclaimed by Forbes as one of the U.S.’s leading plastic-surgery providers, The Aesthetic Center for Plastic Surgery recruits trained professionals to exorcise surplus pudge with noninvasive Zeltiq CoolSculpting equipment. Technicians snare paunches between two pads that exhale 40-degree breezes to chill the targeted bulk or room-temperature cocktails for one to two hours. The treatment works to crystallize and kill off fat cells that then naturally evacuate through metabolic highways, leaving surrounding tissues untouched. Read, mull over memos, or recite internal Shakespearian monologues as the machine works to eradicate blubber without downtime or anesthesia. Long-lasting results usually blossom from eight to 12 weeks after treatment, and clients may need to purchase additional treatments on some small areas to ensure symmetry. The Aesthetic Center for Plastic Surgery says that a second small area at the full price of $750 may be needed to achieve symmetry.