A sandwich, like a wallet, safely contains its precious contents, fits comfortably into a back pocket, and is rarely found by the police once it's been stolen. Increase culinary security with today's Groupon to The Albert. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get an American meal for two (up to a $31 value). The meal includes the following:
  • One appetizer (up to a $9 value)
  • Two sandwiches or burgers (up to a $22 value)

• For $30, you get an American meal for four (up to a $62 value). The meal includes the following:
  • Two appetizers (up to an $18 value)
  • Four sandwiches or burgers (up to a $44 value)

This cozy, eclectic neighborhood bar is intimate on all accounts; it's named after owner Tia Landau's son and boldly kisses customers' lips with steamy plates of contemporary American fare. Dining duos or foursomes can flex sharing muscles with one or two appetizers respectively, such as Albert's famous smoked wings or fried green tomatoes with smoked tomato aioli and basil. For dinner, diners direct attention toward the southern-style fried chicken sandwich to witness a heated debate between crispy meat and Tabasco-spiked pickled jalapeños, or hide stolen teeth in the mushroom burger topped with sautéed onions, shiitakes, and a blanket of gruyere cheese. Sandwiches and burgers are escorted to tables by a choice of trustworthy sides, such as macaroni 'n' cheese, garlic-anointed green beans, or french fries.

Antique-y glass lamps illuminate The Albert's gleaming wooden booths and indigo blue walls, which are embellished with gothic a's and pictures of celebrated Alberts—such as Gore, Einstein, and the one in accounting. Patrons can discuss alternative Frankish agnomens over a rousing game of darts or pool, or annihilate previously healthy relationships during Wednesday trivia nights.