Every time dead skin cells are removed from your body, a new layer of skin is revealed, until finally, all that remains is a Russian matryoshka doll painted to resemble your spirit animal. Reveal the radiance that lies beneath with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a diamond microdermabrasion facial at The Art of Bliss (a $70 value). This Groupon is valid for new clients only.
The Art of Bliss refurbishes weather-worn head façades with the beautification science of microdermabrasion. The 50- to 60-minute procedure opens with a session of deep cleansing and steam. Customers lie back and relax with a hot towel wrapped around their heads, while licensed specialists abrade their faces, necks, and décolletage on a microscopic level. Like hip-hop wizards, they wield diamond-encrusted wands, gently buffing away layers of dead skin. By reducing epidermal thickness, the treatment helps to fade scars, lines, and excessive pigmentation. A sulfate-and-paraben-free skin-correcting mask completes the visit, leaving flesh carapaces smooth, hydrated, and refreshed.
Optional features are available at an added cost; infusions of pure collagen and elastin replenish epidermal proteins, and eyelash and eyebrow tinting eliminate the need for daily makeup. The diamond microdermabrasion facial also comes with a free moisturizing treatment for the five-fingered friends at the end of your arms, rewarding them for not making obscene gestures at the mailman.