Olive oil can be a delicious dietary staple for humans looking for a heart-healthy alternative to butter or for cars looking to drop an unsightly spare tire. Taste the fruits of this universal emollient with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a package of gourmet oil and vinegar from The Artisanal Kitchen online (up to a $41.98 value). The package includes:
- One 500 mL bottle of Three Olives olive oil (a $12.99 value)
- One 500 mL bottle of Aceto Balsamico Di Modena (a $14.99 value)
- Shipping (up to a $14 value)
The Artisanal Kitchen's digital pantry is hand-stocked by proprietor Anna Zoitas, a judge for the International Fancy Food Show who has examined more than 2,000 specialty foods and beverages. Two of the company's newest provisions are the cold-pressed Three Olives olive oil and authentic Aceto Balsamico Di Modena. Three Olives is an unfiltered, 100% extra-virgin fusion that blends a trio of distinct flavors. The arbequina olive pledges allegiance to Spain's Catalonia region and imparts a soft texture usually found only in cashmere sweaters. Palates detect a nuttier, spicier taste from the arbosana olive oil, whose high polyphenol level may reduce the risk of heart disease, and the Kalamatan koroneiki olive oil bears a fruitier aroma. Three Olives' mellow taste renders it ideal for cooking, dipping, and making dressings, although its low acidity (less than 0.5%) renders it useless as battery fuel. A bottle of Aceto Balsamico Di Modena, a silky, sweet, and robust vinegar from Italy enriched by lambrusco and trebbiano grapes, plays a beautiful countermelody to the olive oil's symphony.
The Artisanal Kitchen
Spending summers on her grandparents' farm in Greece whetted Anna Zoitas's appetite for globetrotting and healthy, handcrafted cuisine. After refining her palate on further travels through Europe, Asia, and the Caribbean, she became a judge for the prestigious International Fancy Food Show. There, she examined more than 2,000 specialty foods and beverages, many of which she now stocks in The Artisanal Kitchen's online pantry.
Carefully crafted in small batches, all of Anna's handpicked products come from all-natural organic ingredients, from extra-virgin olive oils and jams to kosher, gluten-free coffee made from arabica beans grown 4,000–6,000 feet above sea level—roughly the height of the Jolly Green Giant’s top hat. Anna provides quick, healthy recipes on the shop's website, many of which incorporate products—such as arbosana olive oil—that can help boost health and reduce the risk of heart disease.