What You'll Get
Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Timbits on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a car package (a $70 value) at The Autoplace.
For more than 30 years, BCAA-approved The Autoplace has fine-tuned and refreshed road thrones to ensure a safe, smooth performance. Let a licensed technician rehydrate a motor parched from orange-cone tangos with five litres of Pennzoil, then refresh asphalt rudders with a tire rotation. The Autoplace's car wranglers also inspect vehicles for safety, ensuring that the battery has not been reappropriated by mad scientists, and that the starter, alternator, lights, exhaust, steering, and suspension remain in pristine condition. Then, engine experts descend into the underhood to replenish lost fluids and inspect engine parts. During the course of the 60- to 90-minute service, clients can browse The Autoplace's retail store, seeking out gifts to celebrate an automobile's upcoming marriage to a handsome tractor.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Additional charges apply for synthetic oil. Additional charges for diesel. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.