Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh's gold with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a colon-hydrotherapy session at The Awakening in Hendersonville (a $90 value).
The Awakening's I-ACT–certified specialist draws inspiration from ancient Egyptian healers while performing 45-minute colon-hydrotherapy sessions that employ modern, FDA-approved equipment. Tidal waves of soothing music and scents from aromatherapy oils wash over private rooms lined with cream and tan hues, where clients recline on plush beds for the procedure. Staff members painlessly infuse the colon with thrice-purified water, and balmy currents improve future functioning of the organ by unsticking stubborn bits of processed food and dislodging lingering toxins. The treatment is nonaddictive, and can restore the spring to steps sluggish from illness or one too many wedding-ring-eating contests.
Tidal waves of soothing music and aromatherapy scents wash over private rooms lined with cream and tan hues, wherein The Awakening's staff helps clients to detoxify with colon hydrotherapy, a cleansing tradition that has been in use since the days of ancient Egypt. The treatment's warm, gentle infusion of water into the lower intestines flushes out everyday toxins, such as pesticides, carcinogens, and ingested pencil shavings, and it may result in improved health and increased energy.