What You'll Get
Children who are born naked must be immediately swaddled to prevent their "new baby" smell from wafting out windows and attracting feral Peter Pans. Seal in your offspring's freshness with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of furniture and accessories at The Baby Depot on Victoria Street North. The expansive showroom at The Baby Depot is stocked with accessories for newborns and fully toddling tots. A knowledgeable staff member can help overwhelmed child rearers navigate through the collection, which includes necessities such as cribs, strollers, and children's beds along with smaller treasures such as toys and decorative trinkets. Start saving for baby's first sports car with a hand-painted, oversized polka-dot piggy bank ($79.99). Take a natural approach to parenting without the expense of wolf nannies with The Baby Depot's selection of organic items, including a crib mattress and nursing pillow covers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Only valid on furniture and accessories. No cash back. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Redeemable across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.