What You'll Get
Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help to reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $999, you get a fractional CO2 laser skin-resurfacing treatment (a $2,200 value) and one post-treatment facial (a $65 value) at The Bassin Center for Plastic Surgery's locations in Orlando and Viera (a $2,265 total value).
The face-beautifying veterans at The Bassin Center rescue visages from unsightly signs of aging with fractional CO2 laser treatments, which garnered the number-one spot on WebMD's list of top anti-aging breakthroughs. Referred to as DOT Therapy, each 30-minute treatment smoothes out furrowed mugs by whisking away aging tissue from the skin’s onion-like outermost layer. Dr. Bassin slathers faces with topical anesthesia and soft coos before removing crotchety old skin cells from the facial surface with CO2 lasers, clearing the way for the body's natural healing processes to regenerate healthy, youthful skin. Most patients can typically see results within a week of treatment and experience minimal downtime of just a few days, allowing them to return to busy office jobs or full-time schedules impersonating movie stars. A team of skincare specialists examines human emoticons before and after treatment, compiling a comprehensive and custom plan to maintain maximum results. Today's deal also includes a relaxing post-treatment facial.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 7-day cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Bassin Center for Plastic Surgery
The medical team at the Bassin Center doesn't tell new patients why they should be their cosmetic surgeon. Instead, they put them in contact with past patients to help them learn about the experience and life-changing results from people who have been through it themselves.
The Bassin Center has locations throughout central Florida with supporting staff that perform aesthetic and cosmetic nonsurgical procedures such as Botox and vein removal. Meanwhile, the center's aesthetician Marsha Ostrander reenlivens faces with 15 years' experience performing facials, masks, waxing, and more, and a kissing booth manned by an electric eel.