What You'll Get
People go to great lengths to achieve weight-loss goals, with plans that always seem to include a strict helium diet administered by a dirigible pilot. Expurgate unwanted weight without floating away with today’s Groupon for Aqualipo water-based liposuction at The Bassin Center for Plastic Surgery. Choose between the following options:
- For $999, you get one Aqualipo procedure for a small area (a $3,500 value). Choose from the following areas:
- Upper abdomen
- Lower abdomen<p>
- For $1,499, you get one Aqualipo procedure for a large area (a $5,500 value). Choose from the following areas:
- Love handles
- Outer thighs
- Inner thighs
- Bra line<p>
The Bassin Center of Plastic Surgery’s skilled reshapers sculpt clients’ figures with Aqualipo, a water-based fat-removal system that sneaks under the skin to steal away lipid collections from designated bodily geography. During each procedure, a cosmetic surgeon photographs, marks, and sketches abstract self-portraits on the client’s problem area before applying local anesthetic and cutting a small incision to reach the fat layer. Pulsing water jets then flush out fatty tissue with a sterile fluid, evicting lipids without stressing surrounding muscles, nerves, or other tissues. Procedures require no general anesthesia and typically last 30–45 minutes, leaving most patients ready for discharge 15 minutes after completion. Clients can expect more instant results and less intense side effects—such as swelling, bruising, and transmitting ham-radio signals uncontrollably—than those caused by conventional liposuction procedures.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Must complete consultation by 2/7/12. Valid only for option purchased. 7 day cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Valid only for listed treatment areas. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.