Bodies, like marshmallows, movie theatres, and knock-knock jokes, increase their appeal when slightly darkened. Improve your hue with today's Groupon to The Beach Tanning Salon and Mr.Suntan. Choose between the following options:

• For $19, you get two Mystic spray tans, available only at Mr.Suntan (a $25 value/session; a $50 total value).
• For $45, you get a two-month tanning membership to Mr.Suntan or The Beach Tanning Salon (up to an $85 value/month; up to a $170 total value).
  

The Beach Tanning Salon and Mr.Suntan bronze colour-craven figures in varying copper shades with an array of beds and sunless sprays. With two turns in front of the Mystic Tan spray unit, customers gain a UV-free glow that, like a freshly waxed tuxedo, glides on the skin in seconds through an airbrush technique that shoots a simultaneous mist. Patrons may instead opt to sun their bods with a two-month tanning membership, which bathes epidermises with professional rays that range in levels of intensity. The sun spa's expert staff encourage the stand-up tanning unit and advanced European beds for experienced bronzers, while the Uvalux Ruva beds are reserved for pallid patrons who recently survived an Elvis sighting. Duration times vary based on the bed selected.