Water provides one of the most slippery slide surfaces, second only to the fresh tears of Poseidon. Move along with today's Groupon: for $44, you get a season pass to The Beach Waterpark (a $79.99 value) in Mason, plus a bonus beach towel (a $19.99 value, and a $99.98 total value).
Spanning more than 35 acres of rolling terrain lush with shade-providing trees, The Beach Waterpark encourages aqua-enthusiasts to brave more than 50 rides and attractions to deny the heat. The season pass affords holders unlimited visits during the May 21–September 21 season as well as other perks such as admission to special events, free parking after 5 p.m., and a 20% discount on refreshments and merchandise. Adventurers fly through the twists and turns of the Aztec Adventure, whose prominent jaguar rock face spits forth gleeful tubers or imitate forlorn pieces of driftwood in the undulating 750,000 gallons of wave pool at Kahuna Beach. After jaunts down The Cliff, a massive water slide, which provides three seconds of airtime, adrenaline-filled swimmers float toward relaxation in The Pearl, a spa pool heated to 85 degrees. When not swimming, park-goers can gain a competitive edge at the sand volleyball courts and revel in events such as Saturday Night Dive-In movies, Reggae Fest Sundays, or imaginary water skiing Mondays.