Even the loveliest artwork requires upkeep, which is why Manet's Olympia is regularly removed for bikini waxes. Maintain museum-quality beauty with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of waxing services at Bikini Underground.

Bikini Underground's waxing services are performed by Michele, a veteran cosmetologist and oracle of all things wax-worthy, who uses a resin-based hard wax solution to efficiently free follicles. More delicate than both traditional strip wax and chewing-gum-based treatments, the formula banishes brazen hairs with less pain and post-treatment redness. Exert your constitutional right to go without pants by banishing less-than-patriotic fuzz with an American bikini wax ($25), which focuses on rogue hair falling outside the bathing-suit area. Or, opt to shed shaggy strands from the underarms to stay smooth and sleek during a morning commute by monkey bars ($20). Michele can also uproot bodily briar patches from chests ($25), tummies ($25), and toes ($10), or tend to tufts crowding brows ($20) by shaping them into more elegant archways.