In one of the most miraculous transformations in the natural world, an ugly caterpillar wraps itself in a cocoon and emerges six to eight weeks later as either a beautiful butterfly or a much-uglier caterpillar. Revel in a more predictable and effective beautifying treatment with today's Groupon. For $49, you get an ultra slim body wrap ($109) and an express facial ($35) at The Body Wrap Spalon (a $144 total value). You can also use your Groupon to get half off a foot detox treatment (normally $45) if you so choose. Customers may buy multiple Groupons as gifts.
Body-wrap use dates back to ancient Egypt, where they were used to detoxify, remove excess fat and tissue fluid, restore minerals, and acquire an attractive figure for mummy season. After a core-coddling cocooning, The Body Wrap's clients are guaranteed to experience a loss of 6–20 inches while detoxifying their bodies—resulting in a svelte figure that easily shimmies into packed elevators and tucks behind trees during hide-and-seek. An express facial tops off the treatment with skin analysis, cleansing, exfoliation, and toning of the ol' skull mask. An initial wrap session takes about two hours to complete and requires some preparatory steps to achieve optimal results.
At The Body Wrap Spalon, experienced wrap technicians will help clients acquire a slim and sleek physique without dehydration while the clients enjoy the salon's amiable ambience of vibrant tones, fetching furnishings, and precisely placed plants. Detoxifying your body may help alleviate allergies and body pain, as well as boost energy levels—allowing it to reassert its normal, balanced vitality. Along with buying one for yourself, you can also buy gift Groupons for any sluggish, depressed, and itchy-spleened amigos whose political beliefs restrict them to a diet of discontinued Surge soda and polysorbate 80.