What You'll Get
Early exterminators experimented with judicial pest-control solutions, such as serving roaches with tiny eviction notices and suing silverfish on_The People's Court_. Declare martial law on household pests with today's Groupon: for $50, you get an initial in-home pest-control treatment from Goffather Pest Control (a $100 value) servicing Apache Junction, Queen Creek, Tempe, Chandler, Mesa, and East Valley.
A team of licensed pest-control technicians pulls the plug on insect house parties, working with commercial or residential homeowners to rectify conditions conducive to uninvited guests. An initial treatment begins with a thorough inspection of all cupboards, corners, and dungeon trap doors to determine an effective, customized course of treatment. After securing homes with mechanical seals and erecting staunch battlements to protect from yellow jacket air-raids, technicians install monitoring devices that prevent re-infestation by ants, scorpions, crickets, silverfish, and other would-be basement squatters. On-call spray treatments for continued pest protection vary in price ($69.99 to $89.99), while uncompromising monthly eviction notices can be sent to mosquitos and earwigs for a standardized rate ($29.99).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.