What You'll Get
Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s playtime with today’s Groupon: for $16, you get four all-day admission passes, four sodas, and four bags of chips at Bounce House (up to a $40 value). Adult admission to Bounce House is free. This Groupon is valid at Bounce House locations in Chesapeake, Hayes, Newport News, Norfolk, Virginia Beach, and Williamsburg.
Groups of children bound across Bounce House's panoply of soft, air-filled landscapes on sock-clad feet for a buoyant session of active play supervised by parents. Crews of tots ages 2–11 years (an $8/value value) at all six locations can romp through jungle-themed obstacle courses, attempt slam dunks on inflatable basketball courts, or churn imaginary butter in giant air-filled barns. Inflatables specifically designed for toddlers aged 1–2 (a $4/ticket value) entertain young minds with nonverbal lessons in buoyancy while parents use complimentary wireless Internet to access their email or up-to-date bocce-tournament results. Finally, four sets of chips (a $1/bag value) and sodas (a $1/cup value) provide the sustenance necessary to continue experiments on the nature of gravity as applied to midair disco moves.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 12 or younger. Children must be accompanied by guardian. Socks required. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Bounce House
The friendly staffers at Bounce House's multiple Virginia locales breathe new life into the term sock hop, as well as lots of air into inflatable play surfaces. During Open Jump sessions and birthday parties, sock-clad moppets aged 1–12 can hop to their heels’ content across a cadre of themed inflatables, which catapult youngsters into TV-station simulacra and onto the surface of an air-hockey machine. As parents supervise, they can compare their children's bouncing with that of the stock market using complimentary WiFi. Each Bounce House fuels fun by keeping its snack bar fully stocked.