What You'll Get
With your kitchen's pots and pans inhabited by the evil spirits of dead pots and pans, cooking at home has become both time-consuming and spooky. Get quality cuisine without interference from crazed kitchenware with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of comfort fare at The New Brunswick Diner in Brunswick.
The New Brunswick Diner soothes sustenance-seekers with a menu loaded with straightforward creations of culinary Americana. Endure the smug smirking of the rising sun with the support of the early bird special ($3.99)—a heaping platter of eggs, bacon, homefries, and toast—from 6 a.m. to 8 a.m., or show up any time for breakfast items such as the James Dean, a combo of biscuits and gravy with eggs ($6.99). A bowl of homemade new england clam chowder ($5.99) relaxes taste buds like a tasty tongue jacuzzi, and the meatloaf dinner swaddles gullets in a down comforter of mashed potatoes and gravy ($8.99). The claw- and knuckle-filled lobster roll ($14.95) and freshly breaded, fried Maine shrimp ($10.95) both come with fries and coleslaw.
A bright-red exterior encapsulates the petite eatery, whose insides include booth seating as well as counter service. Rather than forcing diners to sit in silence, listening for the faint sounds of their own mortality, The New Brunswick Diner engages eardrums with the melodic strains of a 1950s-era Wurlitzer jukebox.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.