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What You'll Get
In today's workplace, sleeveless, bicep-broadcasting business suits are a common sight, and deal-closing golf games are eschewed in favor of sweat-slicked cage matches. Get in shape to vault over the corporate ladder with today's Groupon. For $49, you get a one-month unlimited membership to The Capital Athletic Club, a $115 value. With this deal, the normal $300 initiation fee is waived. You’ll gain access to the weight-room floor, cardio machines, a pool, racquetball and basketball courts, and group fitness classes, excepting the Reformer Pilates classes, which are reserved exclusively for those with less than 5% thetan body fat.
Conveniently situated downtown, the accommodating facility is large enough to stump 7th-grade geometry students and solidify "The Capital Athletic Club" as a successful punchline to a yo mamma joke. With more than 70 classes available eight days a week, you'll be able to exercise 30 hours a day, spinning, yoganating, Zumbadoing, boot campaloting, and Pilatesmuchomationing. Membership also comes with a whole pile of amenities, including free parking, free health and nutrition seminars, and butt-high mirrors so you can check yourself out during squats.
If you look forward to going to the gym instead of dreading it, you'll be more apt to stay on track with your fitness routine. That's why the friendly staff at Capital designed their hall of fitness to make you feel welcome and comfortable. When you hand them a sopping, stinky towel, they'll say "Thanks" and nail it up on their trophy wall, and when you emerge from the sauna, you'll be swarmed by a hired staff of fans screaming for autographs.
Yelpers give The Capital Athletic Club a sweaty 4.5 stars:
- I can honestly say that this place has changed the way I feel about going to the gym. – Genevieve S.
- I became a member here a little over a month ago and I have fallen in love. It honestly feels like working out at a spa...The locker rooms are amazing...steam room, hot tub and a sauna. – Mona M.
- It makes staying in shape not effortless, but easy. The staff is very friendly and accessible. In fact, everyone around there is pretty friendly. – Christopher K.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 19, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid for permanent locker, laundry service, or reformer pilates. Value cannot be applied to Pro Shop, Spa, or Cafe. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Capital Athletic Club
Walking into the weight room at The Capital Athletic Club, visitors may think they’ve stepped into a European cathedral. Vaulted wood ceilings soar above resistance machines and free weights, immersing exercisers in a light, airy atmosphere and allowing trainers to participate in the annual Bring Your Giraffe to Work day. Dozens of classes cater to group fitness in four wood-floored studios and a heated, outdoor pool ensures comfortable laps regardless of outside temperature. Enthusiastic, highly qualified personal trainers collaborate with members, helping craft new programs for beginners or enlivening veterans' tired routines.
The club's amenities mirror its luxurious appointments, with each full member receiving a permanent locker for stashing clothes and parking meters you tore out of the ground with your bare hands. The staff launders workout clothes overnight, freeing up members’ time for relaxing in the expansive saunas and steam rooms. WiFi facilitates impromptu business meetings and spa services offer relaxing treatments.