Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon: for $75, you get carpet cleaning for three rooms (up to 300 square feet per room; a $128 value) from The Carpet Collection. The floor-care connoisseurs at The Carpet Collection usurp stains and restore condemned carpets to factory showroom sharpness. Employing a high-pressure extraction procedure, the cleaning crew freshens up downtrodden carpets, leaving floors clean enough to safely perform home surgeries. The Carpet Collection provides all cleaning supplies during their journey and, as a bonus, will offer every Groucustomer a free home stain blotter—a must-have in case prodigal dragons slither in— and a free biofresh deodorizer for every piece of upholstery. As a bonus bonus, The Carpet Collection is offering Stain Guard, normally a $60 service, for $30 to Groupon buyers. Groupon customers may also upgrade their carpet cleaning service to the Silver Package, which utilizes a more powerful machine and provides a deeper clean, for $30 extra (normally $60 extra).