Ordinary automobiles often suffer from a poor self-image, brought on by constant media depictions of snazzy muscle cars negotiating hairpin turns, treacherous obstacles, and international peace treaties. Cheer up your self-conscious chariot with today's Groupon: for $29, you get three full-service best car washes (a $60 value) at The Carwasher, with locations in Phoenix, Mesa, and Scottsdale.
The Carwasher's tender cloth-brush cleaning and 10-minute, full-service pampering leave paint jobs dazzling while bringing automotive admiration to a new high. The 52-year-old shop's drive-thru wash, which expunges grimy hangers-on and restores a signature new car taste to tarnished exteriors, is followed by a thorough rinse and blow dry. A sealant wax fortifies newly minted dazzle, while a meticulous undercarriage bathing saves drivers the trouble of rolling the car onto its back in their own garage. All exterior vinyl receives a thorough coddling at the hands of The Carwasher's crud-vanquishing commandos, who then bring tires to their natural onyx sheen with a painstaking polish.