Gold, the least alcoholic of commodities, is quickly being replaced by other substances that can be exchanged for goods and also supply entertainment for parties during nuclear fallout. Protect the next form of currency with today’s Groupon to The Cellar Wine Storage. Choose between the following options:

• For $99, you get three months of climate-controlled wine storage in a 36-case locker (a $198 value).
• For $185, you get three months of climate-controlled wine storage in a 72-case locker (a $372 value).

The Cellar Wine Storage safeguards liquid treasures with state-of-the-art wine-storage facilities in a climate-controlled, video-monitored environment. In its mole-chic subterranean locale, The Cellar provides an ideal climate for storing select vintages with real-time online monitoring. The secure wine vaults are equipped with motion-activated light sensors with indirect fluorescent bulbs, both maximizing darkness and minimizing UV rays that can lead to changes in taste and painful wine sunburn. Lockers are monitored at all times by a 16-camera surveillance system, and key cards grant clients 24-hour access to storage for late-night and early-morning maintenance.

Housed in the newly renovated Kolstrand Building, The Cellar caters to the most selective of connoisseurs with a luxurious tasting room, available from 8:00 a.m. to midnight for anything from small tastings to private catered dinner parties. The Cellar also rewards clients with reserved parking, handcarts, and elevator access for easy loading and unloading.