Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at The Center for Body Wellness (a $65 value).
The Center for Body Wellness provides services ranging from skincare and alternative healing to massage and bodywork in its tranquil environs. In a 60-minute Swedish massage, one of the staff's licensed massage therapists weaves a tension-lifting tapestry with long, gliding strokes and kneading to soften rigid backs to the consistency of a newborn cloud. After backs are relieved of cumbersome stress deposits, muscle owners may enjoy increased range of motion and improved circulation.