What You'll Get
Soak away the worries that have lodged themselves in the nooks of your joints and the crooks of your connective tissues while untying the knots that have tangled your back’s main mast. Today's Groupon will restore your body to a nubile state of relaxed joyousness unlike any since you got your braces removed. For $25, you get a 55-minute massage from Barbara Jones, LMT, at The Center on High (a $55 value) in Clintonville. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
Having studied Shiatsu with Kadoya Sensei in Tokyo, Buddhist techniques of Soku Shin Do and Ra Kuken Ho in Columbus, and abdominal Arvigo techniques in Belize since becoming a licensed massage therapist (LMT) in 1995, Barbara Jones has acquired effective massage techniques from all over the world, which she has used to win several underground mixed-massage-arts tournaments. Though she won't bring all of these globe-trotting styles into play during the massage in today's Groupon, you can still expect a wide variety. Because the source of each client's stress is as subtly different as his or her interpretation of the final episode of The Prisoner, Jones typically mixes and matches several massage styles, including deep tissue, Swedish relaxation, trigger point, acupressure, and more.
Full-body relaxation doesn’t have to entail floating in interplanetary orbit or being caressed by a thousand nanomachines. Sometimes all it takes is an hour of care from a therapist who understands that the best way to loosen a tight muscle is not to whack it with a hammer. After your session with Barbara Jones at The Center on High, use your newfound clear-headedness and rubberized being to achieve higher productivity, spread contagiously chill vibes to those around you, or finally beat Galaga.
Reflexology, Shiatsu, and Arvigo massage are not included in this Groupon.
The Columbus Alternative Medicine Examiner has featured Barbara Jones, one of The Center on High's licensed massage therapists.
A lone Yelper gives The Center on High a perfect five stars:
- A great way to relax and you feel better for weeks! – Barbara B.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.