What You'll Get
The flotation tank gained popularity among pacifists in the 1970s as a peaceful alternative to the dunk tank. Make waves, not war, with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $69 for a 60-minute flotation-tank session with a rain shower and a 45-minute massage (a $150 value)
- $49 for a 60-minute massage (a $100 value)
- $120 for a 60-minute fourhanded massage (a $250 value)
Patrons can release stress and soreness while suspended in 10 inches of water infused with Epsom salts inside the flotation tank. The water is heated to body temperature to render its presence almost undetectable to suspended patrons and to deter snuggly polar bears. Slightly larger than a twin bed, the tank features a door that can be closed to preserve privacy, allowing guests to clear their minds during one hour of tranquil floating. Massage dispels remaining tension, and the optional fourhanded massage features two massage therapists simultaneously demonstrating their tension-dissolving talents.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 120 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required; subject to availability. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Chicago Stress Relief Center, Inc.
Tension and worry creep through the body, elbowing into sleep, pinching at joints, and generally making life unpleasant. As harbingers of that larger monster, stress, they are formidable foes—but they prove no match for the staff of The Chicago Stress Relief Center, Inc. Led by founder Dr. Howard K. Weissman, the team develops personalized plans to help clients to manage mental and physical ailments. Concerns can be washed away with water and heat during flotation-tank and infrared-sauna sessions that afford clients solitary peace and quiet. Further aid takes the form of massage and art therapy, yoga sessions, and unlimited rolls of bubble wrap ready to be popped.