Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour massage at Clean Living Shop (a $60 value).
Clean Living Shop's owner and licensed massage therapist Ronda Kvigne treats pain and banishes tension with customized massage therapy and detoxifying BioMat therapy. Kvigne customizes each one-hour massage session to address the idiosyncrasies of each back, whether that entails untying muscular knots or pressuring away deep-seated pain. Therapeutic massage can increase immune function, so clients can throw birthday parties in abandoned hospitals without fear of bacterial retribution. A complimentary far-infrared BioMat session wraps patients in therapeutic, deeply penetrating heat, treating stressed bodies with negative ions and the salutary power of amethyst crystals. Call to schedule an appointment on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. and on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays between 3 p.m. and 7 p.m.