What You'll Get
Taking a bath with your car is acceptable in the first few years after purchase, but as it grows up it begins to crave more personal space. Respect your car’s boundaries with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get one month of unlimited full-service car washes for one vehicle at The Clean Machine located in North Bellmore (a $79.99 value).
The Clean Machine's efficient staff bathes auto bodies and shines coats to a mirror finish in a flurry of foam, sprayers, vacuums, and towels. The brushless wash eschews the oversized sponges of conventional automated car washes for a paint-retaining spray wash, designed to thoroughly slough off dirt, remove bug protein from windshields, and turn caked mud into delicious pastries. Gleaming carriages then dry their hides beneath hand-powered towels that grant a thorough, spot-free finish. A skilled staff member spelunks into the auto's interior carrying a towel and a vacuum, cleaning the dash and console as they remove food crumbs and throw out raccoons posing as foot warmers. Although this Groupon grants 30 days of unlimited car washes, it is valid for one car only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per vehicle. Must activate by 2/24/12, full service wash package expires 1 month from activation date. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Clean Machine
Cars arrive dusty and road-weary to The Clean Machine in North Bellmore. Automobile experts descend on the gritty vehicles, using a brushless spray to whisk away unsightly bug splatter and other debris so cars can leave gleaming.