What You'll Get
The invention of the horseless carriage revolutionized transportation and forced horses to settle for jobs as professional carousel riders. Keep cars running and horses standing with today's Groupon to The Clean Machine in Framingham. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get one Kwik oil change, an exterior car wash, and a Super Basic interior cleaning for a car (a $69.20 value, including taxes).
- For $45, you get one Kwik oil change, an exterior car wash, and a Super Basic interior cleaning for a van or SUV (a $79.20 value, including taxes).
For 34 years, The Clean Machine's facility has been snatching unsuspecting autos right off the road, infusing them with liquid lifeblood, and scrubbing their sullied frames and interiors until they shine. Customers can steer their cars, SUVs, or vans into the car-care center and listen to the satisfied slurping sounds as their trusty steeds guzzle as much Exxon conventional oil as they need (synthetic oil is available for an extra fee). During the exterior car wash, the staff scans the car from bumper to bumper, using water and soap to wash away dirt and road debris. Drivers then choose to smother either the rugs or seats with shampoo, which helps clean out splotches from spilled soda, shoe muck, and backseat psychologists administering homemade Rorschach tests.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per vehicle, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Additional charge for synthetic oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.