What You'll Get
Left to its own devices, your carpet hoards dirt, hair, grime, and used cars, eventually transforming into a full-fledged junkyard overrun with angry raccoons. Keep the outdoors out of your indoors with today's Groupon to The Cleaning King. Choose between the following options:
- For $58, you get carpet-cleaning services in three rooms, up to 500 square feet (a $117 value).
- For $99, you get an air-duct cleaning in 12 vents (a $199 value). The Cleaning King will travel within a 25-mile radius of downtown Springfield free of charge.
The Cleaning King's experienced, certified, and insured scourers tackle large-scale cleaning projects with eco-friendly supplies, maintaining dwellings and freshening interior atmospheres. During a one- to two-hour carpet cleaning, grime detectives hunt down dirt, dust, dandelion collections, and other allergens from hoarding rugs, preventing the growth of mold in unkempt carpets before strategically applied hot water sanitizes rugs, destroying bacteria. Regular carpet cleanings, like regular mustache groomings, maintain clean edges and make fibers safer for babies to snuggle on. Excellent for clearing air of allergens, especially in older buildings, air-duct cleaning abrades heat and air highways. During the four- to five-hour service, duct cleaning eviscerates dust and mold, sending it back to the phantom zone, where it's rendered incapable of stalking around bedrooms and kitchens, causing breathing difficulties, or ruining dinner parties with bawdy jokes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per option per household. Limit 2 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Carpet cleaning option valid for up to 500 sq ft. Duct cleaning option valid for up to 12 vents, extra $25 fee for each additional vent. Valid only within 25mi of downtown Springfield. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.