According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel hordes of dusty invaders with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get three hours of general cleaning from The Cleaning Ninja (a $105 value).
Like a moon shadow or an electric car, The Cleaning Ninja moves swiftly and silently through disheveled homes and offices, expertly assassinating gangs of roving dust bunnies and leaving only fresh scents behind. Today’s Groupon rents a single ninja for three hours of noneuphemistic cleaning and sanitizing that desmudges baseboards, polishes chrome, and leaves homeowners briefly wondering how burglars could have made off with the windowpanes.
Fully bonded and insured, The Cleaning Ninja has 12 years of experience cleaning up the greater Northville area, and can handle jobs from a simple bathroom to an office suite. Prospective ninjas undergo a three-step screening that includes a background check, drug testing, and sponge workshop, fostering client peace of mind and ensuring that only stains, smudges, and dirt mysteriously disappear.
302 E Main St.
Northville, Michigan 48167Get Directions