Unlike new clothes, vintage clothing is already broken in, has had time to establish its pedigree, and is almost always housetrained. Save on ensemble obedience training with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of vintage clothing at The Clothing Warehouse.

At The Clothing Warehouse, patrons peruse a treasure trove of authentic vintage clothing dating back to the 1940s. An array of dresses ($28.95–$58.95) from the 1990s and earlier clothe wearers in floral, floor-length, and cocktail styles. Step into a pair of cowboy boots ($48.95+) to gain the respect of nearby horses or don a soft vintage T-shirt ($12.95–$22.95) to send a stern message that at least one person still remembers The Snorks. Patrons can also opt to passive-aggressively ignore the sun with a pair of sunglasses ($14.95), available in more than 100 light-lessening varieties.