The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $59, you get an oral exam with x-rays and a professional teeth cleaning from The Comprehensive Dental Group of Houston (a $334 value), a purveyor of sparkling smiles located inside the Inner Loop.

Your foray into oral health generally begins as teeth pose for some candid x-rays ($177), exposing their roots and ensuring that your mouth fence is as sound as an actual sound. Next, a meticulous cleaning ($98) gives the heave-ho to any tartar and plaque buildup, clearing the way for future generations of inevitable meal remnants. Afterward, dentally pampered patients undergo a comprehensive exam ($59) from a Comprehensive dentist, checking each incisor, molar, cuspid, and bicuspid for chips, cracks, and signs of decay. You'll leave with a smile bright enough to melt hearts, including your own, so be careful around mirrors.

Make yourself at home by chatting with a friendly staff member and curling up with some free WiFi and a warm towel or some of the other perks afforded to each of Comprehensive's patients. Maintain a healthy head and keep your teeth from migrating to greener mouths with today's Groupon to The Comprehensive Dental Group of Houston.

New patients only. Appointments required. Not valid for additional services if needed.

Reviews

There are not yet many reviews available for The Comprehensive Dental Group of Houston, but three Citysearchers give it a four-star average rating:

• As an added bonus to the great service, the office is by far the most beautiful and comfortable dentists office I've ever been in. – Duxbar
• I got to watch a movie while I was getting my teeth cleaned and they offered me a blanket. – acw12