Unlike reciting sonnets while skydiving, graceful dancing lets lovebirds showcase romantic poetry in motion without attracting jilted finches in heat. Avoid clingy feathered affection with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a five-class punch card for any drop-in dance classes at The DanceLoft in the downtown warehouse district (a $65 value).
The DanceLoft boosts boogie skills thanks to a variety of ongoing dance classes and a staff well-versed in rug cuttery. Rhythm-starved tail feathers can shake themselves into a frenzy with the energetic movements of hip-hop or tribal-belly dance, and ballet classes help imbue nascent tiptoers with the balance and agility to leap over cows while jogging. The DanceLoft's schedule also brims with courses for all ages and levels, in jazz, modern dance, and West Coast swing, as well as a few children's classes, such as preballet and creative movement. Meanwhile, The DanceLoft's clean, spacious studio sports an excellent sound system and Marley-covered sprung floors well-equipped for handling busted moves or catching a too-loosened foot.